Energy Conservation, It’s for Suckers

I use energy in abundance. I’ll never cut back. America was built on high volume energy consumption. Energy consumption without guilt is what made America a great nation. Don’t stop now. Consume. We must find more sources of cheap and abundant energy to consume at our whim. In the meantime, do not be tricked into using less energy, if you do, you are a sucker. Do you think that the rich will ever use less energy? Energy savings means that you are snuffing out creative energy. Abundant energy usage translates directly into abundant and joyous living. Being stingy with energy leads to being stingy with everything else including jobs, family and charity. Do you want your family to suffer from heat and humidity or a little cold and damp, well then fine, buy into the conservation con job, a sucker is born everyday. Just remember, those with money will still be enjoying an abundant energy consuming way of life. When you hear the phrase use energy wisely, think abundantly. Count me among America’s maximum energy consumers.

America – When it comes to energy, burn baby burn!